On tonight's evening news: A small group of PETA members (all from California) showed up in Fargo, ND to protest the slaughter of turkeys for Thanksgiving and suggested everyone eat vegan. They had never been to North Dakota before. The star protester was only dressed in what looked like a pair of tan spanx underwear. He laid on his back on the sidewalk in a "dressed turkey" position while his partners held up a banner. While being interviewed for the news he was turning blue and shaking uncontrollably but said he was happy to be here for the Turkeys. They didn't last an hour as they weren't prepared for the November sub freezing temps and 30 mph winds. An onlooker was asked what he thought about the protest. His response, "It's time for the men in white jackets to show up!"