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Daren Todd
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Daren Todd
Well-known member
Lifetime Member
Equipment
Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Daren Todd
Well-known member
Lifetime Member
Equipment
Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Daren Todd
Well-known member
Lifetime Member
Equipment
Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Daren Todd
Well-known member
Lifetime Member
Equipment
Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
dirtydeed
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B2650 BH77, U27-4R2, BX23TLBM, box blade, rear blade, flail mower, Stump Grinder
Probably need to invest in a rail road tie so you don’t fall in with all those markings.
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual legal liability label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."(Well... .Duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating."(... And you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to Reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And... I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."(As opposed to... what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (... Was there lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."(Well... .Duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating."(... And you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to Reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And... I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."(As opposed to... what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (... Was there lot of this happening somewhere?)
dirtydeed
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Lifetime Member
Equipment
B2650 BH77, U27-4R2, BX23TLBM, box blade, rear blade, flail mower, Stump Grinder
For those that may have missed Valentines Day this past weekend...Here are some gift ideas for you.
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The morons in the "newsroom". They can't spell and they don't understand what vehicle pedal does what, apparently. It's more of a sad state of affairs than humor, but I do enjoy laughing at all of the blunders our local "news" stations commit daily.