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This guy loved sports, and tried them all, but the only thing he was kinda good at was wrestling. His coach worked with him and he eventually worked his way up the ropes and was fighting for the championship!
His coach told him “Watch this guy, he is very tricky and beats his everyone with what is known as his “Pretzel Hold.””
So, the fight begins, and the opponent didn’t take long and he gets this guy into the “Pretzel Hold”.
The next thing you know this guy is on top of the opponent and has him down for the count!
After the fight the coach asks him “How did you manage this, no one has ever got out of his "Pretzel Hold!”
The fighter replied, “Well he had me all twisted up and all I could see was a set of balls in front of me. I figured I got nothing to lose so I reached up and bit them balls as hard as I could. And you know, it’s amazing how much strength you have when you bite yourself in the balls!”
 
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They were right about a LOT of things in a lotta songs, but mostly just made great music. I don’t agree with all of Don Henley’s politics or opinions, but some of it makes sense, so I have to defer to the old “I’ll agree to disagree” and just simply enjoy the tunes.
 

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They were right about a LOT of things in a lotta songs, but mostly just made great music. I don’t agree with all of Don Henley’s politics or opinions, but some of it makes sense, so I have to defer to the old “I’ll agree to disagree” and just simply enjoy the tunes.
Woah, woah woah! You can't just separate those things! We have to hold onto those grudges until we're

Nevermind. I can't even make a coherent joke about that. The whole concept is just so foreign to me.
 

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I had one of them babies and never killed myself or anyone else 😎😎😎

That sucker saw more hang time then Michael Jordan as well 😁😁😁😁😁
Me too. bought it (ATC 110) when I was 13 or 14. I used to ride it to "work" at the garage. Loved that thing. Could ride a wheelie for a mile. I even ditched the snowmobile as I'd rather ride the 3 wheeler in the snow too.
 
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Daren Todd

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Me too. bought it (ATC 110) when I was 13 or 14. I used to ride it to "work" at the garage. Loved that thing. Could ride a wheelie for a mile. I even ditched the snowmobile as I'd rather ride the 3 wheeler in the snow too.
We had a Suzuki 125, that was bored out to 175cc's. And it would scoot right along 😂🤣😂🤣🤣

Winter time was fun. My brother and I would take turns dragging each other around with a sled. We would whip into the driveway and send the person on the sled up and over a snowbank while the three wheeler did a 180 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

We never killed each other but we sure tried 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣