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This guy loved sports, and tried them all, but the only thing he was kinda good at was wrestling. His coach worked with him and he eventually worked his way up the ropes and was fighting for the championship!
His coach told him “Watch this guy, he is very tricky and beats his everyone with what is known as his “Pretzel Hold.””
So, the fight begins, and the opponent didn’t take long and he gets this guy into the “Pretzel Hold”.
The next thing you know this guy is on top of the opponent and has him down for the count!
After the fight the coach asks him “How did you manage this, no one has ever got out of his "Pretzel Hold!”
The fighter replied, “Well he had me all twisted up and all I could see was a set of balls in front of me. I figured I got nothing to lose so I reached up and bit them balls as hard as I could. And you know, it’s amazing how much strength you have when you bite yourself in the balls!”
His coach told him “Watch this guy, he is very tricky and beats his everyone with what is known as his “Pretzel Hold.””
So, the fight begins, and the opponent didn’t take long and he gets this guy into the “Pretzel Hold”.
The next thing you know this guy is on top of the opponent and has him down for the count!
After the fight the coach asks him “How did you manage this, no one has ever got out of his "Pretzel Hold!”
The fighter replied, “Well he had me all twisted up and all I could see was a set of balls in front of me. I figured I got nothing to lose so I reached up and bit them balls as hard as I could. And you know, it’s amazing how much strength you have when you bite yourself in the balls!”
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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"