Daily Chuckle

[Mark_BX25D]

In hindsight, it probably would have worked better if I’d told the lady at my father’s PCP office that I was him and I needed to cancel my appointment because I died two days ago. I don’t think she would have questioned that at all.

BTW, hope your wife’s recovery is progressing well.

I almost hit like on this, but then.....

 

[skeets]

 

[chim]

Okay, I think seventeen times is often enough to post this here.


And if it isn't actually 17, it's close enough.

Oh, sure. Come in here with the old guys and show off your memory skills.

 

[Magicman]

Speaking of Age.....

 

[xrocketengineer]

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Speaking of Age.....

The other day I needed to get a EKG and the only place was at the only local hospital that is still in business. So, I went to their website and looked up "tests" and together with all the other lab test was EKG. The website instructed me that for any test, I needed an appointment and in order to do that I had to create an account and a profile. So, I thought that it would be easy since I had spent the Easter weekend in the hospital and they would have my records, right? But nooo. I had to enter all my information including insurance, family history etc. from scratch. After spending about 15 minutes creating the account, I try logging in for my appointment. The website then tells me that I can not get an appointment for an EKG. EKG's are "on a walk-in basis only".

 

[OntheRidge]

Sigh, anybody remember when the Daily Chuckle was actually funny?

 

[Mark_BX25D]

Sigh, anybody remember when the Daily Chuckle was actually funny?

Hey, we're not THAT old!

 

[Magicman]

 

[#40Fan]

Speaking of Age.....

Yep, you're getting old. Someone already posted this and you forgot you had seen it.

 

[skeets]

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[skeets]

 

[PHPaul]

@skeets - Exactly. I see the way some kids talk to their parents and still cringe. It never even occurred to me to back-talk my parents. Of course, I was raised in the 50's and 60's before the Nanny State became a thing.

 

[ayak]

Yep, you're getting old. Someone already posted this and you forgot you had seen it.

I prefer to think he’s in his prime

 

[Magicman]

Thank You ayak.

Yep, you're getting old.

Getting old?? It's weird being the same age as old folks. It is the reward for having Birthdays!!

 

[Moose7060]

 

[Daylight]

Question: how many Irishmen are needed to change a light bulb?

Answer: just two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room starts spinning...

 

[D2Cat]

“Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” - Unknown

 

[Old_Paint]

@skeets - Exactly. I see the way some kids talk to their parents and still cringe. It never even occurred to me to back-talk my parents. Of course, I was raised in the 50's and 60's before the Nanny State became a thing.

I ALWAYS got the last two words in with my folks. “Yes (no) sir or Yes(no) ma’am”. The only variants were who I was answering and whether the answer was affirmative or negative.

 

[JRHill]

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I'm not sure of your point.

 

[chim]

While getting Sweet Pea breakfast before taking off for preschool, she wanted to look in the fridge to see if something appealed to her. The door was a little hard for her to open, so she gave a mighty two-handed tug on the handle and the exertion made her fart rather loudly.

She took a step back and dropped her pants and peered into them. I asked "What are you looking for Sweet Pea?". She responded "Just checking".