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[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Gary Olson]

 

[Gary Olson]

 

[Magicman]

 

[skeets]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[ayak]

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To prevent their foreskins from rolling up over their heads and cause them to suffocate.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

HE MUST PAY
Husband and wife had a big row.. The wife called up her mum and said, "He shouted at me again, I am coming to live with you mum." Mum said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.”

 

[Magicman]

Forgot My Glasses
Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 81 years old and you 're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." "I'm in trouble again, and I don 't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her. She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[RCW]

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I’ve coined a bunch of nicknames for coworkers. All violate company policy but in good humor.

Just found a new one….thanks!

 

[Fordtech86]

Shoulda got it, but I didn’t . This was at daughters cheer comp this weekend

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]