Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

Doctor, " Madam, your husband must have absolute rest."
"Well, Doctor, he won't listen to me."
"A very good beginning, madam, a very good beginning."

 

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[dirtydeed]

I give up

maybe this will help... now look between each piece....

 

[D2Cat]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[DustyRusty]

One day the teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She comes to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read..."and Chicken Little goes up to the farmer and says "The sky is falling!" The teacher then asked the class, "and what do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said, "Holy sh!t...a talking chicken!" The teacher was unable to teach for 10 minutes.

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[DustyRusty]

You know, we never had a baby formula shortage until men started getting pregnant.

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Daylight]

 

[Henro]

Why do you ask for a discussion on how someone wipes their aXX? Must be the height of boredom!!!

I saw some humor in the image. Who asked for a duscussion?

I did black out the offensive word partially…maybe that made it harder to understand?

 

[Siesta Sundance]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Moose7060]

 

[Magicman]

 

[D2Cat]

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He's probably REALLY making that face now!!!!

 

[D2Cat]

I saw some humor in the image. Who asked for a duscussion?

I did black out the offensive word partially…maybe that made it harder to understand?

Let me see if I can help you. Read the part in blue, the last two sentences.