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DustyRusty

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A lady buys a lie-detecting robot. If you tell a lie around it, it slaps you; hard. She goes home and places it on the dining room table.
That night, the family is having dinner at the table, and her husband looks over at their teenage son and asks "Son, what did you do all day while we were at work?".
The son replies "Oh nothing, just... watched movies.".
The father says "Okay... wait, were you watching porn?".
The son tells him "What? No, I wasn't watching porn!".
The robot slaps the kid right out of his chair.
The father, outraged, says "When I was your age I never watched porn!".
The robot slaps the father right out of his chair.
The mother, laughing and pointing at her husband, says "Well, he's your son alright!".
The robot slaps her right out of her chair.
 
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Magicman

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This one goes right along with rapidly charging your cell phone in 20 seconds in your microwave !!
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Old_Paint

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Imagine, if you can, what goes through the mind of an electrical engineer (me) when he sees that. It could take quite a while to list all the problems with that kind of stupidity. There's ignorance, then there's just plain STOOPID.
This one goes right along with rapidly charging your cell phone in 20 seconds in your microwave !!
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I REALLY hope my granddaughter doesn't see this meme. Well, the car is safe enough for now though. It's at MY house.