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You have NO IDEA how many service calls I went on that were exactly the same type of simple problem. 40 years in the service industry, ya see a LOT of stupidity. They say cream rises to the top. So does curd.
 
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A list of the thinnest books in history, for those of you that don't like heavy reading:

"My Beauty Secrets" by Janet Reno
"How to Build Your Own Airplane" by John Denver
"My Superbowl Highlights" by Dan Marino
"Things I Love About Bill" by Hilary Clinton
"My Life's Memories" by Ronald Reagan
"Things I Cannot Afford" by Bill Gates
"Things I Would Not do for Money" by Dennis Rodman
"The Wild Years" by Al Gore
"Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific"
"America's Most Popular Lawyers"
"Detroit - A Travel Guide"
"A Collection of Motivational Speeches" by Dr. Kevorkian
"Everything Men Know about Women"
"Everything Women Know about Men"
"All the Men I Have Loved" by Ellen Degeneres
"A Guide for Dating Etiquette" by Mike Tyson
"Spotted Owl Recipes" by the EPA
"The Amish Phone Directory"
"My Plan to Find the Real Killers" by OJ Simpson
 
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This poster on a bulletin board near the cafeteria doors at a military installation I was working at grabbed my attention one day. It is not a photoshop or modified in any way other than making it small enough to post on here. I took this photo because I couldn't believe what I was looking at. It was a skeet shoot for charity, but I think maybe a little more consideration could have been given to naming the event.

MLK Fun Shoot Poster - Copy.JPG
 
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