Daily Chuckle

[Fordtech86]

 

[PoTreeBoy]

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Problem is, some people can't merge at McD's either. I once saw the car in front of me try to squeeze out the one in the other lane.

 

[Henro]

HUmmmmmmmm kids

lOL

Blame it on OTT’s suggestive adds:

 

[DustyRusty]

It is in the eyes of the beholder!

 

[Daylight]

That's sooooo applicable to the organization I work for...

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[skeets]

Oh well, if that's what they want.

Back in 1997 a group protesting a pigeon shoot here in PA chained themselves together though steel pipes embedded in concrete-filled plastic barrels blocking a road. I was hoping the authorities would leave them take care for themselves. I'd have made a little detour around them and let them there. Instead, local first responders spent valuable resources on freeing them.

I remember that,,

 

[skeets]

lOL

Blame it on OTT’s suggestive adds:

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I dont get no adds,, so now I understand,,

 

[DaTow'd]

In the greatest days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel.

After welcoming his replacement and showing the courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches) that protocol decrees, the retiring colonel said "You must meet Captain Smithers, my right-hand man. God, he's really the strength of this office. His talent is simply boundless."

Smithers was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was surprised to meet a toothless, hairless, scabbed and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a particularly unattractive man less than three foot tall.

"Smithers, old man, tell your new CO about yourself."

"Well, sir, I graduated with honours from Sandhurst, joined the regiment and won the Military Cross and Bar after three expeditions behind enemy lines.


I've represented Great Britain in equestrian events and won a Silver Medal in the middleweight division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of ..."


Here the colonel interrupted, "Yes, yes, never mind that Smithers, the CO can find all that in your file.

Tell him about the day you told the witch doctor to get f*cked.

 

[Magicman]

 

[85Hokie]

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When you flush, do the lights come on or the horn honk? Or both?

 

[chim]

When you flush, do the lights come on or the horn honk? Or both?

Nope. The horns and lights are there as a remedy for constipation.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Henro]

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Actually a real place. Just googled it. Wish I had been a better tourist when I spent 8 months in Thailand in 1970 hanging out and motorcycling around...probably would have visited this place.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[armylifer]

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My philosophy finally made into a meme.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Daren Todd]