Daily Chuckle

[i7win7]

 

[Daren Todd]

I could see myself doing this if I owned property on a river

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Toyboy]

 

[Toyboy]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

 

[DustyRusty]

On purpose to get a new kitchen???

First time using my mother's pressure cooker, and when the "weight" on the top of the lid started to release steam, she used a fork to remove it. It then started spewing cooked rhubarb out of the lid stem that had been previously capped by the relief valve (weight). Then she grabbed the handles with a cloth and proceeded to take it outside through the living room slider door. The ceiling had a red line from the kitchen into the living room and to the outside. She has since learned that if the relief valve starts to let off steam, to just turn off the flame and put it onto a cold burner. Couldn't get the mark off the ceiling, so it had to be painted to remove it. That has to be at least 35 - 40 years ago.

 

[DustyRusty]

A man who is an avid golfer finally gets a once-in-a-lifetime chance for an audience with the Pope. After standing in line for hours, he gets to the Pope and says, "Holiness, I have a question that only you can answer. You see, I love golf, and I feel a real need to know if there is a golf course in heaven. Can you tell me if there is?"The Pope considers for a moment, and says, "I do not know the answer to your question, my son, but I will talk to God and get back to you."The next day the man is called for another audience with the Pope to receive the answer to his question. He stands before the Pope, who says, "My son, I have some good news and some bad news about your question. The good news is that Heaven has the most fabulous golf course that you could imagine and is in eternally perfect shape. "And what's the bad news?" asks the man."You tee off tomorrow morning," the Pope replies.

 

[ayak]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

After opening this month's electric bill, I am no longer scared of the dark.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Siesta Sundance]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[i7win7]

 

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