Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

 

[Daylight]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

A man was suspect!ng his wife of cheating he decided to go to his village and consult a juju man. The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard. So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of sand. The juju man performed his r!tuals and said to the man...."I don't know if you can handle hearing this. The man said go ahead. I want to hear it. The juju man said the two boys you have are not your sons, your daughter is seeing five different men and your wife is pregnant by your younger brother. The man started laughing. The juju man asked him why he was laughing, after all these bad news. The man responded, I don't know if you can handle this. The juju man said go ahead. The man said, I was running late and I forgot to bring the sand sample from my yard, so I dug out some from your yard.

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Old_Paint]

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I resemble that meme!

 

[Old_Paint]

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Aw man, that’s just too wrong on too many levels, and probably grounds for murder or at the very least some kind of dismemberment. “He needed killin’ anyway” is still a valid defense in Alabama, LOL, and my missus knows it.

 

[Magicman]

 

[woodman55]

 

[woodman55]

 

[Magicman]

It's not the stab in the back that hurts.
It's when you turn around and
see who is holding the knife.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Bmyers]