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Daylight

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For those who don't already know, I was robbed at the BP petrol station today. Scared the life out of me.

After my experience and initial shock, I managed to give the police a report. The police were quick to respond and calmed me down which was great because I was near on having a breakdown. However, my money's all gone.

The police asked me if I knew who did it and I told them, "Yes, it was pump number 4”.
 
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Daren Todd

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This is what we are serving the boys the next time they are over 😎😎😎

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Being new to the neighborhood we're just starting to get to know some people and for the most part it's gone quite well. We have a lady down the street that has some beautiful shrubs in her yard but after talking to her for a bit she told me that she was having trouble with her burning bush so with that I went back home and then went back with some penicillin I had left over and told her this is for your burning bush which didn't go so well, now I'm never to come back. :confused:
 
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Daren Todd

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Want me to send an armadillo for them?
Nah...... it's actually spaghettio's with a new wrapper 😂🤣😂🤣😂 Figure it should get the boys going when I show them what they are getting for lunch 😁😁😁😁😁
 
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