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dirtydeed
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B2650 BH77, U27-4R2, BX23TLBM, box blade, rear blade, flail mower, Stump Grinder
Must be nice to have more money that you know what to do with
ken erickson
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B7100 hst, 2650 front mount snowblower, L2501 hst qa loader
Yep, A case of having more dollars than cents. Beautiful car, I always liked the GT40's and the newer GT's, what a shame.
RCW
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BX2360, FEL, MMM, BX2750D snowblower. 1953 Minneapolis Moline ZAU
That'll buff right out.
Add some duct tape and baler twine...oh wait, if he doesn't know how to drive a manual, betting he doesn't know duct tape or baler twine, either...
Bmyers
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Grand L3560 with LA805 loader, EA 55" Wicked Grapple, SBX72 BB, LP 1272 mower
Newlyme
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M4900 w/loader, finish mower, tiller, auger, rake. BX24 w/loader, backhoe
Magicman
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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
xrocketengineer
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BX1880, FEL, Grapple, 36 in. Forks, 48in. MMM, Quick Spade, Ripper
Magicman
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Roger walks out of a bar. He was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his car parked and walked home. As he was staggering along, he was stopped by a policeman.
‘What are you doing out here at three o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.
‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger.
‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time of night?’ inquired the officer sarcastically.
‘My wife,’ slurred Roger grimly.
‘What are you doing out here at three o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.
‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger.
‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time of night?’ inquired the officer sarcastically.
‘My wife,’ slurred Roger grimly.
We were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. We couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. We couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
Magicman
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Daren Todd
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
You forgot to add "Expensive to get, expensive to replace, often don't do what you expect them to do, and, like after a software update, changes the rules for the way things work without explanation or rhyme or reason"
Bmyers
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Magicman
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Bmyers
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Grand L3560 with LA805 loader, EA 55" Wicked Grapple, SBX72 BB, LP 1272 mower
Bmyers
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Grand L3560 with LA805 loader, EA 55" Wicked Grapple, SBX72 BB, LP 1272 mower
Bmyers
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Grand L3560 with LA805 loader, EA 55" Wicked Grapple, SBX72 BB, LP 1272 mower
That’s not what my pointing lab ever did around birds…
True story…when Chewy was a pup we used to go to big city where there was a lake and walking trail and dog could be off leash…this was for his ability to ignore distractions and behave…anyway we would do training days at this public lake and I would set decoys out and we worked on hand commands and blind retrieves while people and other dogs walked by…he became very steady…he was great…after each training day we would walk around the lake and before we left we went to spectator area where city folks feeding hundreds (literally) ducks and geese off the deck/dock. Anyway I would put Chewy into a set and make him behave until he was at a full drool…then I would give him the command and you want to talk about the way the fowl come off the water….beside dripping feathers…guess what all the ducks and geese do all over the people feeding them when they take off…yep…we had a good laugh I call him back and out him in the truck while people cleaning themselves off. Anyway was it cruel and childless…yes…was it funny….it was to me. I think Chewy enjoyed it too. I don’t think the townies cared for it as much.
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