Daily Chuckle

[Lil Foot]

 

[PoTreeBoy]

Want me to send an armadillo for them?

Nothin' better than 'possum on the half shell. Or so I'm told.

Better than spaghetti-o's, for sure.

 

[ayak]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[ayak]

 

[dirtydeed]

wow...just wow.

 

[skeets]

wow...just wow.

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Must be nice to have more money that you know what to do with

 

[ken erickson]

wow...just wow.

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Yep, A case of having more dollars than cents. Beautiful car, I always liked the GT40's and the newer GT's, what a shame.

 

[RCW]

wow...just wow.

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That'll buff right out.

Add some duct tape and baler twine...oh wait, if he doesn't know how to drive a manual, betting he doesn't know duct tape or baler twine, either...

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Newlyme]

It’s a good thing farts aren’t contagious like yawns.

 

[Magicman]

 

[xrocketengineer]

It’s a good thing farts aren’t contagious like yawns.

 

[Magicman]

Roger walks out of a bar. He was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his car parked and walked home. As he was staggering along, he was stopped by a policeman.
‘What are you doing out here at three o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.
‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger.
‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time of night?’ inquired the officer sarcastically.
‘My wife,’ slurred Roger grimly.

 

[ayak]

We were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. We couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[mikester]

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You forgot to add "Expensive to get, expensive to replace, often don't do what you expect them to do, and, like after a software update, changes the rules for the way things work without explanation or rhyme or reason"

 

[Bmyers]