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Magicman

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Do you remember, before the Internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? We now know it wasn’t that.
 
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Newlyme

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In the 21st Century let’s hope that Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben are the last people fired because of the color of their skin.

And to prove that if you don’t know your history you are doomed to repeat it...
Land of Lakes removed the Indian girl from the package but kept her land.
 

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A Texian A Floridian and A Mainer all died and went to hell at the same time. After a short time there the Texian spotted a red telephone and asked the Devil what that was for ? He said that is so if anyone wants to call earth they can.
The Texian said I have some unfinished business and picked up the phone and made a 15 minute call to Dallas.
Once he hung up the Devil said that will cost you $1.million dollars. So the Texian wrote him a check.
The floridian grabbed up the phone and made a 30 minute call to Miami. After hanging up the Devil said that will cost you $6. million dollars.
The Mainer grabbed the phone and called Caribou Maine and talked for four hours. After hanging up the Devil smiled and said that call will cost you $5.00,
The Texian blow up " $5.00 bucks, your charging HIM $5.00 bucks for all that talking ???" The Devil smiled and said since Gov. Janet Mills has taken over there the entire state has gone to Hell. So for him its just a local call.
 
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Orangeglow

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The rain was pouring down outside O'Connor's Irish Pub.

There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.

A passer-by stopped and asked him, "What are you doing? “Fishing”, replied the old man.

Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, “Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me”.

In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a superior smart ass, cannot resist asking, "So, how many fish have you caught today?"

"You're the 6th", replied the old man.
 
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