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skeets

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BX 2360 /B2601
Oct 2, 2009
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3,450
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SW Pa
WOMEN have many faults,,,,,
Men only have 2,
Everything we say and every thing we do :D
 

Magicman

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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
Oct 8, 2019
5,538
7,680
113
81
Brookhaven, MS
knotholesawmill.com
A new paratrooper recruit is unexpectedly hurtling toward earth after being tossed out of a plane. Struggling to figure out the rip cord on his parachute, he spots another man flying upward toward him. “Hey!” he calls out. “Do you know anything about parachutes?” “Nope!” shouts the upwardly moving character. “Do you know anything about propane stoves?”
 

Magicman

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Lifetime Member

Equipment
M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
Oct 8, 2019
5,538
7,680
113
81
Brookhaven, MS
knotholesawmill.com
And then on to old:

“OLD” is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
“OLD” is when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
“OLD” is when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
“OLD” is when “getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
 

wgator

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L4701HST, FEL and other stuff.
Jul 28, 2018
482
147
43
NC
Older couple sitting in church.
Wife says to husband, I just let out a silent fart, what should I do?
Husband says to wife, change the batteries in you hearing aids!
 

Newlyme

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M4900 w/loader, finish mower, tiller, auger, rake. BX24 w/loader, backhoe
May 27, 2015
637
74
28
Nelson Ohio USA
A woman is at the dentist for her checkup and is told that she needs a root canal.
Upset with the news she tells the dentist that she would rather give birth than go through a root canal.
The dentist replies, once you make your decision on what we're doing today let me know so that I can adjust the chair properly.
 

D2Cat

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L305DT, B7100HST, TG1860, TG1860D, L4240
Mar 27, 2014
13,885
5,685
113
40 miles south of Kansas City
There was a discussion about work trucks, and guys started posting pictures of a truck at work. Does this qualify as a work truck?