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We obviously have not had a freezer as long as Magicman did because at the bottom of our freezer was the spotted owl. You have to be from the PNW to know what that means.
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Ok. No joke, but I have an amusing challenge for you all while sitting at your desk. Just see if you can outsmart your foot.
1) while seated, lift your right foot slightly off the floor and move your foot in a clockwise direction.
2) with your foot moving in the clockwise circular motion, extend your right arm out and "air" draw the number "6" with your right hand.
Did your foot motion stop and change direction?
I'd be willing to bet that it did.
1) while seated, lift your right foot slightly off the floor and move your foot in a clockwise direction.
2) with your foot moving in the clockwise circular motion, extend your right arm out and "air" draw the number "6" with your right hand.
Did your foot motion stop and change direction?
I'd be willing to bet that it did.
My wife keeps telling me I have two left feet when dancing, so I guess I can't try your "test"
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Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma , Arizona . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents."
They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?"
There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini.
In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."
The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.
Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying,"That's 40 cents, please."
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet.
Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"
"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix ," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it's all the same."
"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.
As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other old people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there.
Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the Bartender, "What's with them?"
The bartender says, "They're retired people from Florida . They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price..."
They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?"
There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini.
In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."
The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.
Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying,"That's 40 cents, please."
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet.
Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"
"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix ," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it's all the same."
"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.
As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other old people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there.
Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the Bartender, "What's with them?"
The bartender says, "They're retired people from Florida . They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price..."
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I feel pretty much the same way. At the risk of sounding insensitive, I'm really getting tired of hearing all the gloomy statistics and all the whining from city dwellers and celebrities holed up in their apartments.
And, I don't have a wife or kids at home to drive me crazy with their complaining.
As far as sports, I couldn't give a rat's furry behind if they ever restart their seasons. Of course all the suckers who have season tickets or tickets for individual games are really pissed off. You pay your money and take your chances.