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Magicman

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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
Oct 8, 2019
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Brookhaven, MS
knotholesawmill.com
Wife; Have I gained weight during this corona virus quarantine?
Husband; Well you never were skinny.

Date of death; 4-26-2020
Cause of death; Corona Virus
 

Daren Todd

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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
May 18, 2014
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Vilonia, Arkansas
I obviously have too much time on my hands. ;)
Someone posted similar on the company facebook site. Used a hard hat, a couple rolls of TP and a traffic cone.

Did it when he disinfected the bathrooms before going home as a practical joke. Never said a word and waited for someone to notice when they went into the stall the next day :D

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skeets

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BX 2360 /B2601
Oct 2, 2009
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SW Pa
I met a magical fairy yesterday who said

she would grant me one wish.

“I wish to live forever,” I said.

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.”

“Fine,” I said. “Then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people’s best interests!”

“You crafty bastard,” replied the fairy.
 

PitViper

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B1750HSD, TG1860, 5’ box, 6’ grader, 6’ rake, pond scoop, PHD, boom pole, winch
Apr 28, 2020
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Decatur TN
What does a dyslexic atheist with insomnia do?

Lay awake at night and wonder if there really is a dog.