Daily Chuckle

[Fordtech86]

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?’

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’
The woman …begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!’

 

[D2Cat]

You guys need more work in the shop!

 

[Fordtech86]

You guys need more work in the shop!

You ain’t lying. Its pretty dead

 

[skeets]

Not to worry when this settles down you guys will be working over time

 

[bearbait]

HEY, NO four little words on the forum, you've been warned.

 

[skeets]

Is this little enough ?

 

[bearbait]

Is this little enough ?

Pass me my spec's would ya.

 

[Workerbee]

Best masks Ive found

 

[Workerbee]

Although this ones pretty decent, and if you use K&N filters theyre reusable!

 

[bearbait]

Always wanted to be one and now it's easier than ever.

 

[Daren Todd]

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[bucktail]

Always wanted to be one and now it's easier than ever.

You don't bring your car to the mechanic when everything is running good.

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

OMG... Daren and Bearbait!
Those are priceless!

 

[Magicman]

Rearrange these letters to spell just one word: O O U S W T D N E J R









Answer: just one word

 

[bcp]

It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut
a hole in the ice and dropped in his fishing line. He was there for
almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto
the ice, cut a hole in the ice not far from him. The young boy dropped
his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass.

The old man couldn’t believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck.
But, shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch.

The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man
couldn’t take it any longer.
“Son, I’ve been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You’ve been
here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do
it?”

The boy responded,
“Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm.”

“What was that?” the old man asked.

Again the boy responded,
“Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm.”

“Look,” said the old man,
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying.”

The boy spit the bait into his hand and said,
“You have to keep the worms warm!”

 

[Fordtech86]

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[m32825]

These fishing jokes remind me of one of my favorites by Jerry Clower:

Fishing with the Game Warden

 

[D2Cat]

One day my housework-challenged Husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied . 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' Denver Broncos !'

And they say blondes are dumb...

 

[RCW]

I don’t do internet stuff where I see these things except OTT.

But my wife does.....my first time sharing these things. I have to go to work everyday, but she doesn’t....[emoji851]

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[Daren Todd]

I don’t do internet stuff where I see these things except OTT.

But my wife does.....my first time sharing these things. I have to go to work everyday, but she doesn’t....[emoji851]

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My wife gives me half my material for the site.

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