Daily Chuckle

[armylifer]

You can not tell that story without a picture.

I agree! We need a picture.

 

[bearbait]

Times three

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

Pictures, pictures, pictures!!!

 

[Daren Todd]

Pictures, pictures, pictures!!!

Times three

I agree! We need a picture.

You can not tell that story without a picture.

Now I know for a fact, some of y'all can witness fornicating moose in your yards [emoji14] have to wait till my wife gets home. Not sure where she keeps the sweater.

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[Magicman]

I live in the Deep South but I did have an opportunity to try ice fishing one time. I drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice from above said, “There are no fish down there.”
I walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”
I then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”
Amazed, I looked up into the sky and asked, “God, is that you?”
“No, you idiot,” the voice said, “it’s the rink manager.”

 

[D2Cat]

I did a search and found this one. https://www.etsy.com/listing/167977...+sweater&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&pro=1&frs=1&col=1

 

[Daren Todd]

Ya know, if that box was 2" taller, I would have one ticked off grandkid come Christmas morning

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[North Idaho Wolfman]

Now I know for a fact, some of y'all can witness fornicating moose in your yards [emoji14]

oh... your right... I was just going for the sweater girl look didn't really care about what was on it!

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

Ya know, if that box was 2" taller, I would have one ticked off grandkid come Christmas morning

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I'd be altering the box to make it fit!

 

[Daren Todd]

I'd be altering the box to make it fit!

That's the plan. Kids gonna be mad when he gets a toilet for Christmas

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[bcp]

Another moose sweater:

https://www.crazydogtshirts.com/products/humping-moose-mens-sweater

Bruce

 

[Magicman]

Two bull moose??

 

[armylifer]

Two bull moose??

I didn't catch that the first time I viewed it. Now I am properly mortified.

 

[Daren Todd]

I did a search and found this one. https://www.etsy.com/listing/167977...+sweater&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&pro=1&frs=1&col=1

So, we are up to three of them. All different colors and sayings.

Here's the one my wife wore to work

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[dlsmith]

I did a search and found this one. https://www.etsy.com/listing/167977...+sweater&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&pro=1&frs=1&col=1

Well now, those are gay moose, they both have antlers.

 

[bearbait]

Lol, not sure I like the way this is going, starting to feel a little claustrophobic, not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[skeets]

You were up early this morning brother

 

[bearbait]

You were up early this morning brother

Morning skeets, how you holding up my friend?

 

[Lil Foot]

When I was 16, my parents had their one and only Christmas party. I was working and couldn't get there until the party had been going for a couple hours. Neighbors, friends, kids, and the local pastor were all in attendance. When I got there, I saw my mom's new Christmas sweater- just about like the one pictured above. I discreetly told her, she got very red, and went and changed, claiming I spilled something on her sweater. After everyone had left, I got a whipping and was grounded for two weeks for knowing what those two deer were doing.
Such was my childhood.

 

[D2Cat]

Bill, was their intention to beat that information out of your head?

Kind of like the mother who's is going outside to check something in the garden and tells little Johnny, "I'll be outside for a little while. You keep playing there on the floor and do not get in the cookie jar!"

We all know exactly where Johnny went when the door shut.