Daily Chuckle

[Fordtech86]

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[dlsmith]

Since this is the season where many people travel by air, I hought this might be an appropriate bit of humor.

These have been picked as finalists in the contest to find the new TSA (Transportation Safety Administration) Slogan. Cast your vote now.

1. Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.

2. Grope discounts available.

3. If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.

4. Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

5. Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

6. Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.

7. Wanna fly? Drop yours.

8. We've handled more balls than Barney Frank

9. We are now free to move about your pants

10. We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

11. It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

12. When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

13. TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

14. You were a virgin.

15. We handle more packages than the USPS

16. The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy

17. Stroke of the hand, law of the land

18. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem

19. Let your fingers do the Walking

20. Cough

21. Reach out and touch someone

22. Can you feel me now?

23. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette.

 

[Ping]

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Eve?...………………………...quack, quack!

 

[Fordtech86]

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[Daren Todd]

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[Newlyme]

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I seem to remember a song....
When a Hoe was a Hoe,
A Coke was a Coke,
And now
A Tranny was a Tranny, in the bathroom no less.

 

[Fordtech86]

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[Daren Todd]

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[armylifer]

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Join the US Army Paratroopers and become an instructor at the US Army Infantry Airborne School. You will have that opportunity.

 

[Daren Todd]

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[Howling]

 

[seanbarr]

I told my wife that she should embrace her mistakes.

She looked at me longly, put on a slight frown, and hugged me.


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[Daren Todd]

I told my wife that she should embrace her mistakes.

She looked at me longly, put on a slight frown, and hugged me.


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Sounds like something my wife would do as well

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[dlsmith]

For the vegans, not that there are any on this site.

 

[DaTow'd]

 

[skeets]

Must be this flu or what ever cause I missed it!

 

[armylifer]

I have the same flu apparently.

 

[Lil Foot]

Sneeze, cough!