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[xrocketengineer]

The problem with the internet addiction: laziness and porn

 

[Daren Todd]

 

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[i7win7]

 

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[Magicman]

 

[skeets]

Back in our day, video and cameras weren't everywhere. This is gonna get interesting

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It is a good thing they couldnt record all the dumb stuff we did back then,, and yep it aint gona end well,, wonder if they ever heard of Colt 45 ?

 

[85Hokie]

It is a good thing they couldnt record all the dumb stuff we did back then,, and yep it aint gona end well,, wonder if they ever heard of Colt 45 ?

I went to an AC!DC concert in '79 - drank a bottle of MAD DOG 20-20 - lets say that I remember LITTLE of that concert!!!

And Colt 45, O yeah - how about ol Miller PONIES? - cute little bottles the size of baseballs - you could suck one down and then chuck it at a road sign. SHOOT - I would have never done that!

 

[Tughill Tom]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap

 

[Lil Foot]

how about ol Miller PONIES? - cute little bottles the size of baseballs

I have always wondered about the reasoning behind putting alcoholic beverages in hand grenade-sized containers.....

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

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