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Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Anthony

A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:

Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama

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Never Bulla Shita your Mama
 
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Daren Todd said:
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I just realized the location of the arrest. If that’s the Moulton in Alabama(Northwest of Cullman), I’m not surprised at all. There IS a lot going on in that town, but little that will improve one’s mental image of it. I think the toothbrush was invented there because otherwise it would have been called a teeth brush. They do have a pretty good farm store there though. Wonder if he bought the coon trap there? Catching a wild coon would be much akin to sticking a hand into a running blender. Not something anyone with any modicum of intelligence would attempt on purpose and certainly not without some serious mind altering substances.
 
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Are you saying that sweet young thang next to the pony is Mrs. Foot,,, dayum (y)
 
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Old_Paint said:
I just realized the location of the arrest. If that’s the Moulton in Alabama(Northwest of Cullman), I’m not surprised at all. There IS a lot going on in that town, but little that will improve one’s mental image of it. I think the toothbrush was invented there because otherwise it would have been called a teeth brush. They do have a pretty good farm store there though. Wonder if he bought the coon trap there? Catching a wild coon would be much akin to sticking a hand into a running blender. Not something anyone with any modicum of intelligence would attempt on purpose and certainly not without some serious mind altering substances.
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Soooooo you think there might be a little bit of inter breeding running rampent ?
 
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skeets said:
Soooooo you think there might be a little bit of inter breeding running rampent ?
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Inter good(sometimes). IN bad(ALWAYS)

Let’s just say the gene pool might be a little shallow. However, one of the country’s longest US highways runs through the north of town, and it has one of the highest arrest rates for illegal transport and distribution of controlled substances and it also appears to be a preferred route to the inner part of the US by ‘undocumented immigrants’. (Known as the Coyote Corridor). Some claim no correlation between the drug trade and unauthorized immigration, but I don’t particularly subscribe to that theory. I’m thinking maybe some of the distribution targets may be coming up short, but not because of the due diligence of the town’s finest to effectively control the problem. Either way, a whole lotta bad decisions going on up there. The town was largely supported by a huge paper mill in the nearby town of Courtland. It shut down years ago during a certain presidency and its negative effects on the economy and immigration, and life in that area has not changed for the better. But I may just be a skeptic. Though located in some of the finest farm land, there’s no money in farming so the thousands of hectares of cotton that once covered the area are now just overgrown fields that get a subsidy for mowing the weeds every couple years. Pretty sad what has happened to a once proud and prosperous community thanks in no small part to the government and one-percenter greed. But it does make for some hilarious memes.
 
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