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[i7win7]

 

[fried1765]

He was commenting on your post...





I had to fix his post for the 100th time because he types inside the quotes all the time.

Did not know I was doing that!
Will carefully watch,.......and try to avoid the 101st time!

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Biker1mike]

Did not know I was doing that!
Will carefully watch,.......and try to avoid the 101st time!

In my family the normal response would have been , "Bite me, I'm old"

 

[Magicman]

 

[fried1765]

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A Stop & Shop (400 stores) in Orleans, MA) is not ALLOWED (per ordinance) to use plastic bags, but then charges 10 cents for each paper bag used.
Local ordinance also prohibits sale of single serve bottles of water.
Did I mention that this is in The Democratic People's Republic of Taxachusetts?

 

[ctfjr]

A Stop & Shop (400 stores) in Orleans, MA) is not ALLOWED (per ordinance) to use plastic bags, but then charges 10 cents for each paper bag used.
Local ordinance also prohibits sale of single serve bottles of water.
Did I mention that this is in The Democratic People's Republic of Taxachusetts?

I would think you being in Orleans that you might understand why. Volunteer abstinence from polluting with them doesn't seem to be working out all that well. . . just sayin'

 

[fried1765]

I would think you being in Orleans that you might understand why. Volunteer abstinence from polluting with them doesn't seem to be working out all that well. . . just sayin'

Oh.....I DO understand the issue.
The entire state is crawling with crazies.
Pocahontas is not the ONLY one!

 

[Magicman]

 

[GreensvilleJay]

was told local firetrucks do NOT have DEF systems. It seems if you stop any DEF equipped vehicle and the DEF tank is empty, you can't restart the engine until DEF is added.

 

[Bmyers]

was told local firetrucks do NOT have DEF systems. It seems if you stop any DEF equipped vehicle and the DEF tank is empty, you can't restart the engine until DEF is added.

Well, I know some of our area fire engines do not, but that is because of their age. In addition, others have had the engine rebuilt and the unit overhauled.

Yet new ones have DEF.

When it Comes to Apparatus Emmissions Regulations, the Worst Is Over

Ed Ballam talked with manufacturers to find out how the EPA's emissions restrictions have impacted design and operations.

www.firehouse.com

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[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't" she replied. "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex.Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh well, I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked. She said, "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!

 

[Daren Todd]

 

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[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

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[Daren Todd]