Daily Chuckle
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A priest kept missing chickens at his farm. One evening the cock went missing. At the church mass prayer gathering, the priest asked, "Who has a cock?" All the men stood up. "No I mean, who has seen a cock?" All the women got up. "No, no, who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?"...Half the women got up. "Oh for Heaven's sake, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns stood up.
Magicman
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Magicman
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Here is the broken fence that is allowing all of this cold air to infiltrate our nation:
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That leaves out the news models (readers) and talking heads ("pundits") in the main stream media that we don't need. I guess they did get included at the end as a media "personality".
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I went to the dentist this past Monday. He is a good friend of mine. So we started BS-ing about getting old. So I told him he should know that being a dentist. When your toes outnumber your teeth your getting old.