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[i7win7]

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Magicman]

 

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[i7win7]

 

[xrocketengineer]

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This reminds me when we used to have a real GSD
Years ago, my then back door neighbor had a Corgi that was a master at escaping and would make it across our side of the fence often. After catching the dog one more time, the owner, my next door neighbor and us were talking by the fence pondering what could be done to prevent the the dog from escaping. My next door neighbor suggested out of the blue "Well I would cut his legs off but I see that you already tried that...."

 

[D2Cat]

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I thought you got a new one!!!!!

 

[DustyRusty]

I got a new hip, actually, it is a new upper thigh bone ball replacement. It is coming up on 4 months now. It works quite well, but the pain for the first 3 months was intense.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days. After a week the parrot finally said: "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat ?"

 

[PoTreeBoy]

 

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