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[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Gary Olson]

 

[dsmith84]

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart.

This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works; Two very beautiful, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 28th Also March 1st, 2nd, 8th, twice on the 9th &10th, and very likely again tomorrow and Wednesday.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Tree and bought them out in three of their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

 

[Daren Todd]

Two engineering students were riding bicycles across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get the great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'" The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[D2Cat]

 

[Botamon]

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Unfortunately not just Ford, other manufacturers also. Had to change all the lug nuts on my Chevy Blazer because most of those fake covers came off.

 

[xrocketengineer]

Unfortunately not just Ford, other manufacturers also. Had to change all the lug nuts on my Chevy Blazer because most of those fake covers came off.

On my Ford Focus, the dealer told me that my lug nuts where swollen and that the socket would not fit. $85 for the replacements. Talk about swollen nuts!

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[DustyRusty]

An Irishman's first drink with his son:

"While reading an article last night about fathers and the sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.
"Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage
"I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.
"Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager?
"He didn't. I drank it.
"I thought maybe he'd like whisky better than beer so we tried a Jameson's; nope!
"In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest whisky.
"He wouldn't even smell it.
"What could I do but drink it?
"By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so shit-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home!"

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Fordtech86]