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[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

First you need the proper ingredients, and then...

You can make a pot of Chicken Head Soup.

 

[dlsmith]

Apparently, ugly Christmas sweaters aren't a new thing, as this was recently dug up in North Dakota.

 

[dlsmith]

First you need the proper ingredients, and then...

You can make a pot of Chicken Head Soup.

Yeah, I think I'll pass on that.

 

[i7win7]

Saddam sent his son shopping to get some food.
His son came back with the food on his head.

So Saddam says "Why have you got the shopping on your head?"

The son replies, "Because there is no Baghdad!"

 

[i7win7]

I hate it when someone steals my username

 

[i7win7]

Tis the season for missile toad

 

[i7win7]

Makes tattoos look less painful

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[ACDII]

 

[Magicman]

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will Never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

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No wait... Sorry..

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I'm thinking of whiskey. It’s whiskey that does all that stuff.

Never mind.

 

[Toyboy]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]