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Q: What do you call a beer that makes you laugh?

A: A Brew Ha Ha

 

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[Daren Todd]

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Years ago before cameras in your cell phone I came across a similar scene shortly after it happened.

A Pontiac fiero rear-ended a jacked up chevy 4x4 regular cab with 44" tires.

It looked like the truck was set down onto the top of the fiero by a crane. The only dents in the car were where the tires were resting on it. One set on the hood, one set on the trunk.

A female cop was walking around the scene with a clip board scratching her head, figiting with the clip board, then back to head scratching.

I figure she was having a rough time describing what happened on the accident report

I figured the back end of the truck bounced up when the car struck the back tires, then proceeded to travel under the truck with the car stopping when the back tires came down on the trunk.

 

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[Lil Foot]

Wheeeeee!

https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/hmt-forum/wheelie_gone_wrong_over_biker.mp4

 

[Magicman]

A woman driving a car got lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic because she remembered what her dad had once told her to do. “Just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.” Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow appeared, and she followed it for 45 minutes until its driver got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained what her dad had told her. The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Walmart parking lot. Do you want to follow me over to Walgreens?”

 

[Daren Todd]

Do these shorts make my butt look big???

 

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Black Friday Special

 

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[DustyRusty]

Are little Johnny jokes OK?? Delete if not.. Thanks

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

"I'm in love." the boy replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"

"With you!" he said.

"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."

"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a condom!"

 

[skeets]

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man..
They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"


The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!

 

[Magicman]

Bob and Chuck, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Bob didn't show up. Chuck didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. Chuck couldn't remember where Bob lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month goes by and Chuck figured he had seen the last of Bob. But one day, Chuck approached the park and there sat Bob! Chuck was very excited and happy to see him and told him so...


Then he asked, 'For crying out loud Bob, what in the hell happened to you!?'

Bob replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail?' cried Chuck. 'What in the world for?'

'Well, you know Mary, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?'

'Yeah, What about her?'

'Well, she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court I pled 'guilty.'

'The Dang judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'

 

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Gravel run

 

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New toy

 

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