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A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house) and would always leave with a stringer full of fish.

The fellow had a boat but a fishing pole was not to be seen. The farmer mentioned the situation to the game warden. The warden then started watching this man and all that the farmer said was true! The man would arrive at the lake in the morning and by early afternoon, he had a stringer full of fish.

The warden dressed like a fisherman one day and approached the man. They exchanged pleasantries and the stranger asked the warden in disguise to come fish with him. They boated for 45 minutes and arrived at a secluded spot.

The stranger then pulled out a stick of dynamite. The warden said, "I'm going to have to place you under arrest--I am a game warden and you are fishing illegally!"

The stranger calmly lit the stick of dynamite and handed it to the warden. The stranger then said, "Are you gonna talk or fish?"
 

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Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide!
 

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Beverly Hillbillies reboot?
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Think I understand why alligator shoes are so expensive, do you buy them from a cobbler or taxidermist?
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Buddy picked up a pair of pliers today
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^^^ In addition to a ruined pair of skivvies, that would've given me a sprained neck and a headache.

I've been riding motorcycles for more than 50 years and the "duck reflex" is automatic. I'd have seen that coming and ducked so fast and so hard I'd likely have cold-cocked myself on the steering wheel...
 
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Amateur chef, a professional would use Dewalt or Milwaukee
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What happens when the "EX" wants him back?
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