Daily Chuckle

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Fordtech86]

Not a chuckle but…

 

[Daren Todd]

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[Magicman]

A man was talking to his wife of 50+ years on her death bed. She told him to go look under the bed in the box she had there. He reached under the bed and pulled out a cardboard box and inside he found 3 eggs and $10,000 in cash. He asked her what the eggs were for. She told him "Every time we had bad sex I put an egg in the box." Thinking about how long they had been married and how many times they had sex and only 3 eggs made him very proud of himself. He then asked her about the money. She replied "Every time I got a dozen eggs I'd go ahead and sell them."

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Lil Foot]

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I had an electric radiator fan fail shortly after it was installed in my Chrysler LHS.
Had the mechanic tell me that "Whoever installed this was an idiot!"
I then showed him the receipt that showed HE installed it.
I got a replacement for free.

 

[RCW]

I used to get my haircut from Gail in a small barbershop. Was a good barber, normally.

She was a pisser.

Real moody. Mouth would make a Marine blush.

Got a 6-minute haircut once. She was so worked up. Did a really bad job. I wasn’t arguing with her when she had scissors in her hand…..

2-3 weeks later she’s asks “who the f&$& cut your hair last?!?!”

Ummm, you did Gail….got my next couple haircuts free….

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daylight]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Fordtech86]

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Yep, that’s going on the wall of shame in the parts room

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Daren Todd]

Yep, that’s going on the wall of shame in the parts room

I would get fired for posting it in mine or hanging it in my office

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Lil Foot]

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Years ago there was a bread company called Rainbow.
It's slogan was "Rainbow, the 8 Hour Loaf".
We had an inspector at work who earned the nickname "Rainbow".