That reminded me of another one, which I am positive that I am guilty of-This one was my dads- and remains my favorite to this day....
" I may not always be right.........but I'm never wrong"
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Referencing your personal favorite, I usually say "Speak, O mighty toothless one".If your going to be stupid you've got to be tough.
I'm always doing random goofy stuff and my gal tells me all the time "you aint right" to which I reply "but I aint wrong neither"
And my personal favorite which always gets a good laugh, If I happen to break wind and rip I fart I say "sorry I got some asshole behind me talking shit again"