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[i7win7]

 

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Of course it is. If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[i7win7]

 

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[Mark_BX25D]

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Oh, duh. That one took me a while.


I saw "10mm" and was wondering what a 1911 had to do with a tool box.....

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Daren Todd]

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Mountain I used to live on, you could see those circular rainbows almost every morning at sunrise at a certain spot on the main road.

The cause was the sun shining through the ice crystals generated from the snow making equipment on the trail next to the highway.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

Tight budget?? How did he afford all of that lumber??

 

[bmblank]

Woodworking tools are way cheaper than metal working tools

 

[Toyboy]

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she
puts her nine year old son in the closet.
One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the
closet, as well.
Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Yes it is," the man replies.
"You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.
"No thanks," the man replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues.
"OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he was in.
"Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.
"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats. "That's awful expensive", but
because of the position he was in, agreed to the price.
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears
a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with
her little boy.
"It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.
"Yes it is," replies the man.
"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.
"OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his dis-advantage.
"Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed.
The next weekend, the little boy's father says, "Hey, son. Go get your
ball and glove and we'll play some catch."
"I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy.
"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the
profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.
"SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church
right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness,"
the father explains as he hauls the child away.
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the
curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Don't you start that crap in here," the priest says.

 

[i7win7]

 

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