Daily Chuckle

[Henro]

I enjoy this thread for the humor. I hope you guys with the political BS will move on somewhere else where it is more appropriate...

Any questions, read the thread title...

 

[Magicman]

I wonder??

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
If mineral oil comes from minerals and vegetable oil comes from vegetables then where does baby oil come from?
If the black box on an airplane is indestructible why don't they build the whole plane out of the stuff?
Why are black boxes orange?
If gooses is geese how come mooses ain't meese?
If the tooth brush hadn't been invented in Alabama would it have been called a teeth brush?
How come the chicken never gets flattened crossing the road but the possum don't stand a chance?
Chickens cross the road to get to the corn on the other side. Some haven't made it. Does that make them a possum?
If Henro is having a bad day?

 

[DustyRusty]

Should " If Henro is having a bad day?" be " Is Henro having a bad day?" My question would be "When does Henro have a good day?"

 

[ken erickson]

I wonder??

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
If mineral oil comes from minerals and vegetable oil comes from vegetables then where does baby oil come from?
If the black box on an airplane is indestructible why don't they build the whole plane out of the stuff?
Why are black boxes orange?
If gooses is geese how come mooses ain't meese?
If the tooth brush hadn't been invented in Alabama would it have been called a teeth brush?
How come the chicken never gets flattened crossing the road but the possum don't stand a chance?
Chickens cross the road to get to the corn on the other side. Some haven't made it. Does that make them a possum?
If Henro is having a bad day?

I get walnuts from a walnut tree, hickory nuts from a hickory tree, hazelnuts from a hazelnut scrub. How come I get acorns from an oak tree and not oak nuts?

 

[lynnmor]

I wonder??
If Henro is having a bad day?

Maybe the candle burnt out?

 

[Henro]

Should " If Henro is having a bad day?" be " Is Henro having a bad day?" My question would be "When does Henro have a good day?"

Gee...a dislike for stating a simple fact that this is the "Daily Chuckle" thread and political BS should be posted somewhere else????

LMAO

PS all my days are good ones in general...being a positive person by nature...a weakness I suppose...LOL

Edit: I do make mistakes. I better go back and make sure I realize what this thread is about...maybe I missed the humor in posting about political issues that are not funny in my mind...my weakness of course...I will have to learn better to deal with it...

 

[Lil Foot]

That is fake news:

720 ILCS 5/7-1(a): Use of force in defense of person.

That is NOT fake news, that is what I was told. It may not be correct, but it is what I was told.
And I cannot carry in Illinois. Not fake news either

https://www.usconcealedcarry.com/resources/ccw_reciprocity_map/az-gun-laws/

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[Magicman]

Do you ever wonder how some people could wonder about so many inexplicable things? I wonder if they are inexplicable so that people can wonder about them.

 

[Magicman]

With all of the vehicles on the road these days, most of them with four tires, where does all the rubber go that wears off of them?

What do dogs do on their day off?
They can't just lay around because that's their job!

Where does the wind start? I guess that it depends if your talking to a politician or an athlete. (Oh no, I'm in political trouble with Henro again.)

 

[Henro]

With all of the vehicles on the road these days, most of them with four tires, where does all the rubber go that wears off of them?

What do dogs do on their day off?
They can't just lay around because that's their job!

Where does the wind start? I guess that it depends if your talking to a politician or an athlete. (Oh no, I'm in political trouble with Henro again.)

Magicman, I am surprised by your post, as you may be the most prolific poster of fun things to read. Maybe I missed the humor in the previous political (in my mind anyway) posts in this thread…

Time to reevaluate on my part I guess. Still have difficulty in seeing the humor in letting murderers and rapists run free though (pretty sure they were included in previous posts)…guess it is just me? I probably missed the humor in the post that started this tangent. Wouldn’t be the first time…

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

Magicman, I am surprised by your post, as you may be the most prolific poster of fun things to read. Maybe I missed the humor

I can assure you that it was simply a little "ribbing" and there was nothing mean spirited intended. If it was deemed as such, I sincerely apologize both to you and OTT.

 

[Magicman]

 

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[North Idaho Wolfman]

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Or a moderator can come along and make all the problems disappear!

 

[Magicman]

And moving right along.....

 

[Daren Todd]

 

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[D2Cat]

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I think that guy was driving the Fed Ex truck a couple of weeks ago!