Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[GeoHorn]

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NOTHIN humorous about that…but I get it.

 

[Magicman]

You are very correct about non-humorous and even though I shared in in the "Chuckle" topic, it was not intended as such.

I simply shared it among friends and it seems that they understood.

 

[Magicman]

 

[PoTreeBoy]

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Can work both ways, simultaneously. One thing my ex and I agreed on.

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

 

[ctfjr]

 

[Tughill Tom]

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. It had to be deliberate. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and be hold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Down...

Down...

Down...

Down...

Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

pilots would call this a near miss

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[skeets]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

Amazon can sell you croc accessories

 

[Magicman]