Sayings you remember from years ago

[Henro]

One I remember is from Popeye, where I forget the character's name, but he always said:

"For a hamburger today, I will gladly pay you on Tuesday!"

More recent from a tire shop I like:

"Free beer tomorrow!"

Obviously, if you ask for free beer the next day, they say what does the sign say? LOL

And one more just came to mind:

"Henro never stops, does he?' ROFLMAO

Life is too short not to have as much fun as possible...

 

[Kurtee]

If things were any different they wouldn't be the same.

 

[DustyRusty]

Go away!

 

[Kurtee]

sign in 3.2 beer joint

Our beer is fortified with vitamins A, B, and P

 

[Henro]

Go away!

Dusty...that is not a very nice thing to say!

Especially when there is more than one poster above you! LOL

 

[fried1765]

Dusty...that is not a very nice thing to say!

Especially when there is more than one poster above you! LOL

In general, I find the way you think to be very interesting!

 

[Henro]

sign in 3.2 beer joint

Our beer is fortified with vitamins A, B, and P

I remember back in the 70s there were posters in the subways in London, that showed an image of nursing mothers and a saying something like "Guinness, the liquid of choice for nursing mothers!"

Paraphrasing of course. After 50 years the memory fades a bit.

I still remember the images on the subway walls though. More like paintings...ten feet wide and eight feet high...on the wall opposite the tracks... when standing on the platform.

Edit: that was before I was married and never drank beer or alcohol at all. After getting married my wife told me that drinking sugar drinks like Coke with meals was not a good thing. She suggested beer as a better choice!

At age 25 I developed a taste for beer. She gets aggravated when I remind her of this...too late in life to change now though...LOL

 

[Roadworthy]

I believe the character to whom Henro refers is Wimpy.

 

[Henro]

I believe the character to whom Henro refers is Wimpy.

Yes, must be! Been decades since I viewed Popeye cartoons!

 

[bird dogger]

A horse that farts will never tire.....
A man that farts is the one to hire!

As frequently stated by my grandfather, whether it be indoors or out, while helping him with chores.

 

[David Page]

Thats a good job done.

 

[WFM]

My mom had quite a few when I was growing up. One was " a son is a son until he marrys a wife, but a daughter a daughter all the days of her life''
I had three sisters and I always changed it and repeted it to them as "a son's a son till he marrys a wife but a daughter a B all the days of her life'...and yes I'd always get beat by them for saying that !!!

 

[hodge]

Drier than a popcorn fart.

 

[hagrid]

"Gettin' any mud for your turtle?"

 

[Ping]

You got more excuses than Carter’s got little liver pills.

 

[cliffboyer]

No matter where you go....there you are.

 

[58Ford]

A rolling stone gathers no moss.
There’s no substitution for displacement. (So inaccurate these days)
Flat out like a lizard drinking.
have plenty but have to make Tacos!

 

[DustyRusty]

Go away!

It was an old saying of the people in the travel industry. Unfortunately, some aren't old enough to remember it, or they just don't understand the pun behind it.
I rest my case, your Honour.

 

[BXHoosier]

“That boy’s like a fart in a wind storm”


This isn’t an old one, but it’s one I started saying to a young guy at work who has issues paying attention when he needs to be listening.
“Focus, don’t f$&k us”

Now, all I have to say to him is “focus” and he finishes the rest. Haha

 

[jyoutz]

He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.