Daily Chuckle

[PHPaul]

@ WFM - That Sir, is not a joke, that is the Truth.

Well, maybe not gone completely to Hell, but well on the way.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

And that look will stay frozen for the rest of his life.

 

[Magicman]

When you marry the right woman you are complete.

If you marry the wrong woman you are finished.

And if the right woman catches you with the wrong woman.....you are completely finished!!!

 

[Daren Todd]

When you marry the right woman you are complete.

If you marry the wrong woman you are finished.

And if the right woman catches you with the wrong woman.....you are completely finished!!!

Those are some wise words my friend

 

[Daren Todd]

And that look will stay frozen for the rest of his life.

That was the look on my face teaching my daughter to drive in the snow when she kept fiddling with the stereo coming into a turn I carried a yard stick the second lesson to pop some knuckles.

Wife took over the driving lessons after the second trip

 

[Magicman]

Sooo you sacrificed your wife to retain the rest of your life??

 

[Daren Todd]

Sooo you sacrificed your wife to retain the rest of your life??

Daughter didn't take to being popped on the knuckles when she reached for the stereo. She refused to drive with me again. She broke the yard stick. Thought she was being sneaky. She was disappointed when she climbed into my wife's tahoe to find a fresh yard stick sitting in her lap. she broke that one later on. And then found a fresh one in the tahoe again. My father in law had about 300 of them sitting in a bucket in the back of his closet. They were give-me's he collected at farm and garden shoes. When I asked him for one, he sent me home with 20 figuring she would probably break a few before she decided it was easier to develop good habits. I had them stashed in the tool box of my truck.

 

[Magicman]

That's a nice story.

 

[D2Cat]

Yep, make the right thing easy and the wrong thing difficult. The premise of teaching positive outcomes.

It's something very often neglected in life today. Psychologist think it might harm the development of a young human being. So.....years later we end up with folks not working, but have the time to protest, lute, and steal, and think someone owes them what they want.

You got it right Daren, getting it right is more important then being liked!

 

[Magicman]

The term "master bedroom" is no more. Per morning news..... I haven't informed the "Master" of the house, not sure how she will take it......

 

[Magicman]

Masks are the new bra: They’re uncomfortable, they are only worn in public, and when not worn … everyone notices!

 

[Daren Todd]

Masks are the new bra: They’re uncomfortable, they are only worn in public, and when not worn … everyone notices!

Ripping off the mask when you get into your vehicle is the new equivalent to women getting home and removing their bra

 

[sawmill]

In the mid 1800’s if you rode into Dodge City wearing a mask Marshal Dillon would shoot you.

 

[Magicman]

I am amused by the folks driving their vehicle alone and still wearing a mask.

 

[Daren Todd]

I am amused by the folks driving their vehicle alone and still wearing a mask.

Yup, saw a guy all masked up at a stop light a little while ago. Windows were down, in an older truck. So I figure his ac wasn't working. He looked pretty miserable too. Thermometer in the truck was reading 94 degrees with high humidity.

 

[Magicman]

Maybe he was not proud of where he had been.

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]