Quotations To Live By.....

[curiousj]

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is you end up being governed by your inferiors. - - Plato

 

[curiousj]

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, just remember it didn't work for the rabbit - - R. E. Shay

 

[curiousj]

People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. - - Eric Blair, aka George Orwell

 

[curiousj]

Search all of the parks in all of the cities. You’ll find no monuments to any committee.

If Moses had been a committee, the Israelites would still be in Egypt.

 

[RCW]

"I just hope that when I die, my wife doesn't sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them!"

Skeets

One of my favorites......

 

[Chew]

Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

Abraham Lincoln

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[wv bc owner]

The one no one has added yet:
LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR GOING TO GET

FORREST GUMP

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[forceten]

"I just hope that when I die, my wife doesn't sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them!"

Skeets

One of my favorites......

Problem with that is my wife is a shooter also. So she knows how much they all cost. You would think that great - since she says yes to every purchase.......

But she has been stealing all of the good guns (In NJ they all are in a persons name and she beats me hands down)! I hope she goes first - I will inherit a good collection!

 

[Diydave]

Another one I don't know where to post...

https://youtu.be/Gx98pskffOY

 

[Greenhead]

The cost of training is paid once. It's value is realized each time it's used.
CT Field

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

Never pee into the wind.

 

[hodge]

I don't know where I'm going, but I'm making good time.

 

[hodge]

Often wrong, but never mistaken.

If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.

If in doubt, build it stout.

 

[TripleR]

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

or more succinctly

"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" " - Will Rogers (1879-1935)

 

[skeets]

Remember, there is no problem on earth that cannot be solved with the proper application of high explosives.

 

[CaveCreekRay]

"No matter where you go, there you are."

Unknown

Jack Handy quotes... (sorry in advance)

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine which, I guess, is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
"Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"If you think weakness can be turned into strength, I hate to tell you, that is another weakness."
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think its cute to tell him God is crying. And, if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing is to tell him, "Its because of something you did."
"Most people don't realize large pieces of coral, painted brown and attached with to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer."
"When you die, if you get a choice between regular heaven and pie heaven, chose the pie heaven. It might be a trick but if its not, Mmmmm boy."

 

[D2Cat]

Vacation postcard: The weather is here, wish you were beautiful,

 

[sawmill]

Two things I hate........hot beer and wet toilet paper.

 

[curiousj]

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.

or

Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day!

 

[curiousj]

Clothes make the man; naked people have little or no influence on society - - Mark Twain