The wife!
Because it's (wink-wink) "her" tractor.
She runs it while I do other stuff. I loaded the bucket with 22,000 lbs of floor tile and she hauled it to the dumpster while I got busy loading the wheelbarrow again. Saved me a bunch of time. She hauled in the concrete collars and manhole flanges and lids while I vectored her and set them right where they needed to go -her first big lifting job. (Hard to screw up in low range and high idle.
) We picked up 48 500lb + boulders and with many of them she did the lifting and hauling while I did the slinging. "Take it over there." I'd walk over and direct her and get blocking underneath the boulder for easy pick-up later.
By getting her that friendly with the machine and kidding her by calling it "her" machine, she made comments to me like, "Make sure you have all the filters and fluids and parts that thing ever needs. I want to take care of it."
YES DEAR!!! See how easy that was?
Seriously, I tried this once with a tractor she would not drive. I did the lifting and she caught the boulders. Not good. Trading roles is safer and gets more done faster and easier. That is what HST did for me.
Nobody else gets to drive it except my neighbor who is thinking of trading his Chickenese tractor in for an Orange one. He has tractor envy, I can tell.