Little Johnny comes home from church Sunday afternoon, His mom see's him and exclaims Johnny!! How did you get that black eye? I told you no fighting! What am I going to do with you!!??
Johnny says mom honest I wasn't fighting. My teacher Miss Crabbapple gave me this eye! See me and my friend Bobby was just sitting there when Rev Tarheal finished the service. We all stood up and when Miss Crabbapple stood in front of me and Bobby, her dress was stuck in her butt cheeks so, I reached over and pulled it out for her. That's when she gave me this eye!
Johnny's mom says Johnny you NEVER touch a woman like that!
Next Sunday Johnny comes home from church. His mom see's him and starts yelling Johnny!!! How did you get that second black eye???
Johnny says Well Mom. there we was me and Bobby sitting there. When the Rev Tarheal finished the service. We all stood up and Miss Crabbapples dress was stuck between her butt cheeks again. Bobby reached over and pulled it out. I said Bobby my mom said don't touch a woman like that so I shoved it back in there!