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I like the Bear sign I saw on the front door of a store on the Alaska Highway.
Keep your dogs on a leash at all times. If your dog gets loose and chased by a bear he is going to run back to you.
And if you are being chased by a bear, Don't Run In Here!
Keep your dogs on a leash at all times. If your dog gets loose and chased by a bear he is going to run back to you.
And if you are being chased by a bear, Don't Run In Here!
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did you notice the rather short electrical cord too?
Funny - that is exactly where the blade will nip the cord if'n you aint careful!
Plus ....the fall will not hurt - but that sudden stop is gonna be a beeeeauuuuch!
Funny - that is exactly where the blade will nip the cord if'n you aint careful!
Plus ....the fall will not hurt - but that sudden stop is gonna be a beeeeauuuuch!
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Subject: 68 AND PREGNANT . . . .
A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young
new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor
told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the
corridor screaming.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. After listening
to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room. Then, the
doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room.
"What the hell's wrong with you?" he demanded. "This woman is 68 years
old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she
was pregnant?!!"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said,
"Does she still have the hiccups?"
A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young
new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor
told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the
corridor screaming.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. After listening
to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room. Then, the
doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room.
"What the hell's wrong with you?" he demanded. "This woman is 68 years
old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she
was pregnant?!!"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said,
"Does she still have the hiccups?"
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I was eating breakfast with my teenage Granddaughter and I asked her,
"What special day is it tomorrow?”
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's U.S. Congressman's Day!”
She's smart, so I asked her "What does that mean?"
I was not ready for what she was about to say.
She replied, "U.S. Congressman's Day is when they step out of the Capital Building and see their shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull Shit.”
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.
"What special day is it tomorrow?”
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's U.S. Congressman's Day!”
She's smart, so I asked her "What does that mean?"
I was not ready for what she was about to say.
She replied, "U.S. Congressman's Day is when they step out of the Capital Building and see their shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull Shit.”
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.
A doctor, lawyer, and a preacher went hunting together. While walking thru the woods they saw a trophy buck and all three shot at the same time. When they arrived at the downed deer there was only one bullet hole and an argument was started over who killed the deer. While the argument ensued, a Game Warden came up on the three arguing. The Game Warden asked what they were arguing about and it was quickly explained what happened. The Game Warden said he could tell by the bullet hole, the preacher had killed the deer. The doctor and lawyer asked how could he tell. The Game Warden stated, " Because it went in one ear and out the other ear. "
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OLDER people have problems that you haven't even considered yet !
A 71-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 71-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing' Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing ...'
The doctor was shocked ! You asked your neighbor ?' The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
Sad to grow old
A 71-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 71-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing' Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing ...'
The doctor was shocked ! You asked your neighbor ?' The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
Sad to grow old
Wednesday morning the weather was too bad to play golf.
I was bored with nothing to do.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
I opened it to find a young, well dressed man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
So I said, "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked,
"What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the snot out of me. Never got this far before.."
I was bored with nothing to do.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
I opened it to find a young, well dressed man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
So I said, "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked,
"What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the snot out of me. Never got this far before.."
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