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I recently spent $10,000 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with my herd, but he just ate hay and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I called the Vet to come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!

He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him . . . . . . but they kind of taste like peppermint.

 

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[Daren Todd]

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Years ago, I tried to flag a lady down because her purse was on the roof of her car.

After two separate stoplights I gave up.

A couple minutes later my boss comes over the radio asking if I was harassing someone on the road.

He had her on speaker so she could hear my reply.

I said no I wasn't. But if the person on the phone is driving a white Toyota 4 door, tell her, her purse is at this intersection and that I was trying to tell her that her purse was on the roof of her car.

 

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[Daren Todd]

 

[Old_Paint]

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That's a Justin Wilson story. Heard it back in the 70's listening to WNOE outta New Orleans at night when the FCC let AM stations crank up their power at night. Them and WLS Chicago were the only two stations I could get my favorite music, now called Classic Rock. WNOE sometimes had Justin Wilson or Jerry Clower appearances. "Haw now! Just shoot up here amongst us. One of us gotta have some relief!"

 

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[chim]

That's a Justin Wilson story. Heard it back in the 70's listening to WNOE outta New Orleans at night when the FCC let AM stations crank up their power at night. Them and WLS Chicago were the only two stations I could get my favorite music, now called Classic Rock. WNOE sometimes had Justin Wilson or Jerry Clower appearances. "Haw now! Just shoot up here amongst us. One of us gotta have some relief!"

That brings back some memories. Late at night we got WLS and WBZ (Boston) back in the late 60's / early 70's. They had artists that didn't get a lot of airtime on our local stations. Plus Chicken Man, Firesign Theater, Sarah Stout who wouldn't take the garbage out, Alice's Restaurant, etc.

 

[Daren Todd]

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I thought I was just good with the camera.....

 

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[MOOTS]

"Haw now! Just shoot up here amongst us. One of us gotta have some relief!"

Knock him out John. Love me some Jerry Clower, he tells a good story. I like Clovis as a log truck, just sitting in class idling.

 

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[Siesta Sundance]

I recently spent $10,000 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with my herd, but he just ate hay and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I called the Vet to come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!

He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him . . . . . . but they kind of taste like peppermint.

lol, I posted that to my comments on my YT video.

Let Her Know, There You Go! #cow #farming #funny

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