Daily Chuckle

[85Hokie]

I was promoted to Grandpa last year, it is great

I was too about 19 months ago !!! It has been a fantastic experience!

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[DaTow'd]

A duck hunter was out on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.

He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun.

Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, he woke up on a hospital bed. His doctor said,"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," answered the doctor.



"She's a flute player. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."[
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[Magicman]

Duck hunting with buckshot but still made me chuckle.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Gary Olson]

 

[Gary Olson]

 

[Gary Olson]

 

[David Page]

Has anyone heard, can anyone verify? Maybe Wolf Man? Did Skeets really get arrested for driving his tractor into Walmart and using the bucket as a shopping cart? Was it really 20 cases of canned goods crashing that got him caught?

 

[PoTreeBoy]

Has anyone heard, can anyone verify? Maybe Wolf Man? Did Skeets really get arrested for driving his tractor into Walmart and using the bucket as a shopping cart? Was it really 20 cases of canned goods crashing that got him caught?

I think it was when he knocked over the Superbowl beer display.

 

[D2Cat]

I'm posting this here so I know where to find it when someone ask!

 

[Henro]

I'm posting this here so I know where to find it when someone ask!

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Got a laugh out of me!

Posting it in a thread that has over 14,000 replies, so that you can find it later!

Interesting info without a doubt.

 

[woodman55]

 

[D2Cat]

Got a laugh out of me!

Posting it in a thread that has over 14,000 replies, so that you can find it later!

Interesting info without a doubt.

At least I'll know what topic to search!

 

[Mr.Bentwrench]

I tried the ATF-Acetone mix, and it wouldn't stay mixed. Stored it in a translucent plastic squeeze bottle labelled for Acetone use.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[fried1765]

I tried the ATF-Acetone mix, and it wouldn't stay mixed. Stored it in a translucent plastic squeeze bottle labelled for Acetone use.

That is EXACTLY the problem with the ATF/Acetone home brew!
Kroil does not separate!

 

[D2Cat]

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"