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Knock him out John. Love me some Jerry Clower, he tells a good story. I like Clovis as a log truck, just sitting in class idling.
When we was little, we had manners. One of my favorites.

I've actually done some work for the fertilizer plant where he was a salesman before he made his break in showbiz. His photo is everywhere in that plant. The world lost a great comedian when he passed. What's really funny is that a lot of his stories were based on real life growing up in rural Mississippi. He was very well educated at Mississippi State University.
 

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An engineering student was walking across campus when he saw his classmate flying on a broomstick. He asked, "Where did you get such a great flying broomstick?"
The second one replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful witch flew up on this broomstick. She threw the broomstick to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.' So I took the broomstick."
The first student nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit anyway."
 
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An engineering student was walking across campus when he saw his classmate flying on a broomstick. He asked, "Where did you get such a great flying broomstick?"
The second one replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful witch flew up on this broomstick. She threw the broomstick to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.' So I took the broomstick."
The first student nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit anyway."
That's funnier than you think to engineers.
 
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