I recognize that you’re also being humorous ( as my post was also intended)….but seriously… my ‘96 model actually never makes even a smidgeon of smoke. If it gets really cold (which is just down to freezing here in Central Tx)… at the initial start-up … one very small “puff” of black smoke out the exhaust at start…but it immediately is clear again.Your old oil burner just belches black smoke and fumes continuously.
Frankly, even after 4 years of ownership (I bought it at 400 hrs from the previous owner)…I’m surprised at how well-behaved this tractor is.