Useful Charts!

[Eric McCarthy]

 

[traildust]

Yes sir, I'll take the #3 with a Sam Adams and that's to go

 

[Bulldog]

I bet #5 would try harder and I want to switch to a Corona light.

 

[Green Mountain Slim]

Well, I held my tongue long enough. I guess this chart isn't so useful after all. No sense worrying about what you can't have, when what you've got goes from a 3 to a 6. Just keep hoping she can get back to a 4 or 5.

 

[Bulldog]

I think all the single guts should listen to Slim very close about that one.

 

[Eric McCarthy]

#6 may not be all that bad with the lights out and a bag over her head. That way with a brown paper bag you can draw on your own face with crayons and make her sexy!

 

[Bulldog]

When #6 turns into #7 you better add a bag of flour to your list so you can roll her in it to find the wet spot.

 

[Eric McCarthy]

Nawh just find the fold that feels the best and work it out from there!

 

[Bulldog]

You almost sound like you speak from experience and I believe you are about to cross the border of the to much information line.

One thing about it though, you would have plenty of options.

 

[aquaforce]

Well Doc, I can only see a 3. Does that mean there is something wrong with my eyes or your chart? lol

 

[stuart]

Nothing wrong with your eyes, just get rid of the 'beer goggles'

 

[traildust]

Nothing wrong with your eyes, just get rid of the 'beer goggles'

Man, them beer goggles are some dangerous things

Years ago I was at a bar with some friends and we, well I, got really trashed. I found this lady, or maybe she found me, but I was thinking I was gonna get lucky that night....hugg'n and a kiss'n. All of my buddies kept telling me she was way uglier than I thought she was. They actually drug me out of there and told me I would thank them in the morning.
I still don't know what she really looked like but it must have been very bad.

 

[Bulldog]

You better be glad that didn't happen now.
If you did that now all your buddies would be recording you on their cell phones so they could make fun of you later.

 

[traildust]

You better be glad that didn't happen now.
If you did that now all your buddies would be recording you on their cell phones so they could make fun of you later.

That would have been a NIGHTMARE

Not to mention it would be on u-tube for everybody to see me hanging on a monster

 

[Bulldog]

That would have been a NIGHTMARE

Not to mention it would be on u-tube for everybody to see me hanging on a monster

I bet moments like that is why you tube was created. A man has to stay on his toes anymore.

A couple of weeks ago a guy got hurt riding his 4 wheeler and had to get rescued by emergency personel. I heard that the video of him crashing was on You-Tube before they got him off the mountain and to the hospitol.

 

[Eric McCarthy]

Someone probably caught it on a camera cell phone like a Blackberry and posted it on Youtube in minutes.

The very reason why I dont get overly drunk at a bar and generally behave myself. I dont need no evidence on my ass!

 

[stuart]

Thoughts of the Alan Jackson song & video...
something like "I'm in love with a waitress & don't even know her name"

 

[Mountaindoc]

I'm waiting for somebody to get on here and ask how big of a tractor does it take to lift #7

 

[Eric McCarthy]

I would think something like this but I'm not real sure now!!!

 

[skeets]

I'd like a number 4 and number 5, with nothing on and a 6 pack or Guinness to go please!