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Hey guys this is more fun if you copy the text of the ad and post it here. Ads disappear pretty quick.
I've seen the following (selected from my collection):
ELECHRIC SKUTER - I AM SELLING A ELECHRIC SKUTER IN GOOD CAIDTION AND IT CLOUDS CHARGER FOR MORE INFO TEXT [XXX-XXXX] $55.00 OBO ABLO ESPANOL THE CHARGER IS BRAND NEW
McColloch chairsaw in case - $35
OLDER SEARS CRAFTSMAN 50,000 CARASLINE AND DIESEL SALAMANDER HEATER -
looking place to loog - We are wont place to log on it can be any types of trees. call Stave
neet wrouit iorn chair - $15 - this is a neet chair in good shape dose not have a seet coushin could probly use one thanks for looking
Uninterpretable Power Supply- New in the box Uninterpretable Power Supply New In the Box $10. Powers your PC or laptop during a power outage to allow you to finish or save your work.
junk - if u would like some madel out of ur yeard or old cars gone let me know and ill come get it from yea
Looking for smaller street sleeper...Looking for one in good condition that will fit in a standard size garage.
THIS WHITE RIDING MOMER IS 12.5HP IF NEEDS A LITTLE TLC FOR NEXT YEAR. PUT IS RUNNING NOW.
I used to think I wanted a little street sleeper but I got over that.
I've seen the following (selected from my collection):
ELECHRIC SKUTER - I AM SELLING A ELECHRIC SKUTER IN GOOD CAIDTION AND IT CLOUDS CHARGER FOR MORE INFO TEXT [XXX-XXXX] $55.00 OBO ABLO ESPANOL THE CHARGER IS BRAND NEW
McColloch chairsaw in case - $35
OLDER SEARS CRAFTSMAN 50,000 CARASLINE AND DIESEL SALAMANDER HEATER -
looking place to loog - We are wont place to log on it can be any types of trees. call Stave
neet wrouit iorn chair - $15 - this is a neet chair in good shape dose not have a seet coushin could probly use one thanks for looking
Uninterpretable Power Supply- New in the box Uninterpretable Power Supply New In the Box $10. Powers your PC or laptop during a power outage to allow you to finish or save your work.
junk - if u would like some madel out of ur yeard or old cars gone let me know and ill come get it from yea
Looking for smaller street sleeper...Looking for one in good condition that will fit in a standard size garage.
THIS WHITE RIDING MOMER IS 12.5HP IF NEEDS A LITTLE TLC FOR NEXT YEAR. PUT IS RUNNING NOW.
I used to think I wanted a little street sleeper but I got over that.
Were all these in the Columbia area, or you getting bored and looking for entertainment further out?
Oh yeah, the camo truck ad was hilarious.
If CL all looked like this I would have to put myself out of my misery.
All on my local CL. Fortunately not at the same time, it took a bit of collecting.
If CL all looked like this I would have to put myself out of my misery.B7100 with front blade, trencher, and transmission gear reduction for trencher. you don't see this setup very often for short money.
http://worcester.craigslist.org/grd/5770707201.html
http://worcester.craigslist.org/grd/5770707201.html
A lesson on how to write an ad to sell your tractor.
https://dallas.craigslist.org/sdf/grd/5777047313.html
Ok, folks, Here's your chance to own a real legendary work horse- a Kubota L175 diesel compact tractor, but don't let the size fool you- it has a heart as big a West Texas cattle ranch, and it's sexy as George Strait. This macho machine is about a 1974-1976 model (I think) and has roughly 20 horsepower, and baby, when I say "horsepower" I mean STUD HOSS power! It has 2870 youthful hours on the meter, and if you know anything about these old Kubotas, that's barely broken in.
Men, here's what's going to happen when you bring bring this farm boy home, peel your shirt off and start mowing the ol' north forty: your wife is going to look out the kitchen window and see you, and start thinking of how she can "thank you" later. She'll immediately make you a big glass of sweet tea which she will deliver (in a Mason jar) while wearing cut offs and a halter top, and then wash your 1965 Ford flatbed truck. Afterwards, she will head straight back in to make you a plate of fried chicken, butter beans, turnip greens, mashed taters, salad, biscuits and finish it off with a bowl of NANNER PUDDIN'!! Think of what this tractor is going to save you on restaurants! Obviously, you CANNOT allow neighbor women or your sister-in-law to see you on this sexy sled- if you do, no telling how many homes you'll wreck and hearts you'll break.
This beast has a four speed transmission with high and low range, which gives you 8 forward gears & 2 reverse gears. Breaker, breaker, good buddy- not just anyone can handle that many gear-jammin' options! It has a high and low speed PTO, and a 540 rpm PTO shaft. It has a powerful 3-point lift on the back that will raise that big brush hawg mower up in the blink of an eye!
Speaking of the brush hawg mower- its basically BRAND NEW. It is a LAND PRIDE model RCR1248 mower, 4 foot of cutting width, and it's complete with an American Flag decal; terrorists and America-hating NFL players can't be hanging around a rig like this! It is so nearly new, the orange paint on the underside of the deck has not been worn off.
The tires are good. One rear tire is BRAND NEW. The other rear tire looks old, but has good tread. The front tires are in good shape, but look like they have been on there a while. None of the four tires leak. It also has a full tank of fuel, which will basically last FOREVER. This is very fuel efficient rural Rambo of a tractor, and with the money it saves you, you'll be able to afford a NEW BOAT!!
There are a few thing you need to know before you rush to my farm with stacks of hundred-dollar bills. This Kubota, while awesome, has a few flaws.
1.The battery is graveyard dead, and even if it wasn't, it soon would be, because there is a short somewhere that drains the battery. I jumpstart it every time I use it.
2.One brake is really weak, and the other one isn't much better.
3.The kill switch is broken. You have to open the hood to kill it.
4.The engine leaks some oil, but not a ton of it.
5.The 3 point lift on the rear (hydraulics that lift the mower) leaks off while you're mowing, so every minute or so you have to bump the handle up.
Optional equipment includes an authentic floral print seat cushion that already has that "weathered" look. It is basically the equivalent of a pair of ripped up jeans. There is also a really big bumper, in case you go heads-up with a Russian tank. Behind that big push guard up front is a real pair of FAKE headlights. That's right, folks, somewhere in Japan back in the 1970's, a little guy that designed tractors thought a pair of fake headlights would be way cool, and his boss agreed! I picture him looking a little like Mr. Miyagi. "Ahhh, Daniel-san, fake headlights look great!"
https://dallas.craigslist.org/sdf/grd/5777047313.html
Ok, folks, Here's your chance to own a real legendary work horse- a Kubota L175 diesel compact tractor, but don't let the size fool you- it has a heart as big a West Texas cattle ranch, and it's sexy as George Strait. This macho machine is about a 1974-1976 model (I think) and has roughly 20 horsepower, and baby, when I say "horsepower" I mean STUD HOSS power! It has 2870 youthful hours on the meter, and if you know anything about these old Kubotas, that's barely broken in.
Men, here's what's going to happen when you bring bring this farm boy home, peel your shirt off and start mowing the ol' north forty: your wife is going to look out the kitchen window and see you, and start thinking of how she can "thank you" later. She'll immediately make you a big glass of sweet tea which she will deliver (in a Mason jar) while wearing cut offs and a halter top, and then wash your 1965 Ford flatbed truck. Afterwards, she will head straight back in to make you a plate of fried chicken, butter beans, turnip greens, mashed taters, salad, biscuits and finish it off with a bowl of NANNER PUDDIN'!! Think of what this tractor is going to save you on restaurants! Obviously, you CANNOT allow neighbor women or your sister-in-law to see you on this sexy sled- if you do, no telling how many homes you'll wreck and hearts you'll break.
This beast has a four speed transmission with high and low range, which gives you 8 forward gears & 2 reverse gears. Breaker, breaker, good buddy- not just anyone can handle that many gear-jammin' options! It has a high and low speed PTO, and a 540 rpm PTO shaft. It has a powerful 3-point lift on the back that will raise that big brush hawg mower up in the blink of an eye!
Speaking of the brush hawg mower- its basically BRAND NEW. It is a LAND PRIDE model RCR1248 mower, 4 foot of cutting width, and it's complete with an American Flag decal; terrorists and America-hating NFL players can't be hanging around a rig like this! It is so nearly new, the orange paint on the underside of the deck has not been worn off.
The tires are good. One rear tire is BRAND NEW. The other rear tire looks old, but has good tread. The front tires are in good shape, but look like they have been on there a while. None of the four tires leak. It also has a full tank of fuel, which will basically last FOREVER. This is very fuel efficient rural Rambo of a tractor, and with the money it saves you, you'll be able to afford a NEW BOAT!!
There are a few thing you need to know before you rush to my farm with stacks of hundred-dollar bills. This Kubota, while awesome, has a few flaws.
1.The battery is graveyard dead, and even if it wasn't, it soon would be, because there is a short somewhere that drains the battery. I jumpstart it every time I use it.
2.One brake is really weak, and the other one isn't much better.
3.The kill switch is broken. You have to open the hood to kill it.
4.The engine leaks some oil, but not a ton of it.
5.The 3 point lift on the rear (hydraulics that lift the mower) leaks off while you're mowing, so every minute or so you have to bump the handle up.
Optional equipment includes an authentic floral print seat cushion that already has that "weathered" look. It is basically the equivalent of a pair of ripped up jeans. There is also a really big bumper, in case you go heads-up with a Russian tank. Behind that big push guard up front is a real pair of FAKE headlights. That's right, folks, somewhere in Japan back in the 1970's, a little guy that designed tractors thought a pair of fake headlights would be way cool, and his boss agreed! I picture him looking a little like Mr. Miyagi. "Ahhh, Daniel-san, fake headlights look great!"
Lil Foot
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1979 B7100DT Gear, Nissan Hanix N150-2 Excavator
armylifer
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BX1860, FEL, RCK54P MMM, BB1548 Box Scraper, Quick Hitch, Piranha Bar, BX6315
I got these chickens that need to go. these chickens are well behaved. dont smoke, drink, or do drugs,. both the males try to mate with eachother. txt or call and shoot me a offer. one chicken dosent have both legs. and one is blind.
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BX-25D ,PTB. Under Armor, '90&'92-B7100HST's, '06 BX1850 FEL
Haha me too! Bought a 1951 Ford 8 N with a rear blade that was to big for it for $2,500. Put about a g note into it over a 2 year time frame to kept it running smooth. Sold it for $2,000 for the tractor and $500 for the blade.
I had more frustration and fun than a guy should be allowed to have! Some dude bought a tractor that ran like a top that he is going to broker to some fellow that will refurbish this gem and sell it for about $6,000. I was happy to see that tractor go there.
It was my first real tractor and I drug that blade every direction over my 2.5 acres and cut Swales and levelled ground all over my neighborhood.
My wife even thought my tractor was sexy when I drove by the front window with my drawers at my ankles standing on the seat! Lol
I have so much fun?
I had more frustration and fun than a guy should be allowed to have! Some dude bought a tractor that ran like a top that he is going to broker to some fellow that will refurbish this gem and sell it for about $6,000. I was happy to see that tractor go there.
It was my first real tractor and I drug that blade every direction over my 2.5 acres and cut Swales and levelled ground all over my neighborhood.
My wife even thought my tractor was sexy when I drove by the front window with my drawers at my ankles standing on the seat! Lol
I have so much fun?
This is not a scam right?
http://memphis.craigslist.org/grq/5806715872.html
$2011 (2011 kubota bx25 COMPACT)
Local pickup is preferred but we can arrange for delivery anywhere in the country. Just send me an email with your zip code. Long distance will be done via tractor tractor so you must have a place to unload, truck will have ramps if needed. Payment is due within 7 days. A $500 deposit through PayPal is required if you click buy it now. The remainder must be paid by cash in person or a cleared certified check before pick-up or shipping.
http://memphis.craigslist.org/grq/5806715872.html
$2011 (2011 kubota bx25 COMPACT)
Local pickup is preferred but we can arrange for delivery anywhere in the country. Just send me an email with your zip code. Long distance will be done via tractor tractor so you must have a place to unload, truck will have ramps if needed. Payment is due within 7 days. A $500 deposit through PayPal is required if you click buy it now. The remainder must be paid by cash in person or a cleared certified check before pick-up or shipping.
PHPaul
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B2650, Pronovost snow blower, Landpride rotary mower, Howard tiller, box blade
Daren Todd
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
I would shy away. That's one that comes up flagged for me. Meaning I found more then one listing with different contact info for the area. With several different email listing.