Never lie to the wife

[CaveCreekRay]

You guys made my wife's day...

My wife was 62 when that picture was taken last spring. Tractors have an "age reversing effect." Try that one on your wife.

 

[Stmar]

You guys made my wife's day...

My wife was 62 when that picture was taken last spring. Tractors have an "age reversing effect." Try that one on your wife.

Wow, 60's are the new teens. In 60's also but my mind and judgment are still in the teens, lol. Wife is younger but acts much more mature and serious!!!

 

[pgmrdan]

Is it a lie when you say what she wants to hear?

"I agree." When I don't have a clue.
"Yes dear." When I haven't been listening.
"I understand." Seriously?!?!?!
"Whatever you want." When it's easier to answer that way.
"If that's what you think we should do." When it's what I wanted from the beginning.

Speaking from 40 years of marriage.

 

[rentthis]

Dealing with a wife is like downloading a program. You just scroll to the bottom and click on "I Agree"

 

[BAP]

Is it a lie when you say what she wants to hear?

"I agree." When I don't have a clue.
"Yes dear." When I haven't been listening.
"I understand." Seriously?!?!?!
"Whatever you want." When it's easier to answer that way.
"If that's what you think we should do." When it's what I wanted from the beginning.

Speaking from 40 years of marriage.

Does this outfit look ok? Does it make me look fat?