oh boy this reminds me
while back I ate at a restraurant (which I normally don't do much of). Good food. Got home, started feeling kinda bad. Lower belly started aching. Took some tums, was fine for the most part. 15 minutes later I had to RUN to the bathroom. From then on it was to the toilet every 30 minutes or so. Drink water, goes right through. Well I got the bug.
Next morning after very little sleep, I figured I outta go see the doc. Appt made, called the boss & said I ain't gonna make it. Went to the Dr office, sat down, waited. Took em about 5 min, called me in and I told the nurse what was going on. Doc came in and I explained it again. Oh, you got that bug. Looked me over, asked a bunch of questions, had to be salmonella (according to him) and said he's get me an Rx for something to plug me up. Great. Said he'd be back in a minute. I'm watching the clock and my backside is feeling, uh, uneasy. Yeah uneasy. Waited, waited, and with NO warning, out it came. Nothing could stop it. Oh crap now what. I ran down the hall holding my britches kinda tight so it didn't just go running out all over the place, asked where the bathroom was, and the nurse points over yonder, so I walked quickly (ran) in there, cleaned up, went back to the exam room and then the doc walks in and hands me the written Rx. Worst part, I just bought a new (to me) pickup truck and was PROUD of it. went outside to get in and realized that the stink ain't gonna go away til I change clothes. Only thing I had to sit on was a life jacket that I leave behind the seat of the truck so I got it out, sat on it and drove home to change.
That was a rough, and slightly embarrassing day to say the least. Glad I got through it though!!
y'all get well soon. Happy new year