Hey gang I'm back!

[Daren Todd]

I think if I had any hair on my head I'd pull it out trying to understand women

It's a conspiracy once i think i have my wife and step daughter figured out, they change tactics. Then your standing there going wtf it's ingrained in every women i've ever met. Some are just more sane then others if you ever get a women figured out, be afraid, very afraid They are about to change tactics again, then you gotta learn all over again

 

[skeets]

Just remember the dog is always happy to see you come home

 

[Eric McCarthy]

It's funny how men say if it has tits or tires it'll cause you problems.

And women say if it has testicles or tires it'll cause you problems.

I'm starting to think if you own anything with tires your pretty much SCREWED HAAHAHAHA.

I'm not one for giving up easily, I dont throw in the towel over some stupid bullshit either. You mad at me, sit down and lets talk it out. Im doing something that gets on your nerves, speak up and say so. Otherwise Ill unknowingly keep doing it and you're just getting madder and madder.

They say relationships are 50/50, not sure how much of that I believe. But I'm big on communication. I won't know whats going on inside your head unless you speak up and say so.

Hell the gal I just had was blown away at the fact Id rather tackle problems head on then just pass the buck and sweep it under the rug.

I would have thought traits like that about me, would kinda sorta make me the ideal man for some lucky lady.

 

[D2Cat]

Eric, I was in Best Buy to get a network adapter card and noticed they had $15,000 TV's!

I then noticed they had these helmet like things you put on and it gently massages your scalp. You can plug a wire in to record what you're thinking. If you buy two on them you can interconnect them and without saying a word the other person knows what you're thinking.

They're beginning to use them in police interviews.

This is what you need for your women. They're expensive though.

 

[Tooljunkie]

There was a certain time of the month, my wife would like to instigate an argument, would argue over the littlest thing. Then i realized she would fight just for the kill. Used to send me over the edge every time. A light came on and i wouldnt add fuel to the fire- walk away, go for a drive or whatever. A couple months And that pretty much went away. Took more than 15 years to figure that out. So 180 plus arguments that amounted to nothing....

I think had i not figured it out- we would have called it quits by now.
Relax , take a deep breath and choose my words carefully.
Women are a mysterious thing.

 

[Eric McCarthy]

Does anyone know if this book is sold on Amazon Prime?? Sadly this is probably just the table of contents and glossary

 

[navspecwar]

You should see the Introduction! LOL

 

[Lil Foot]

Al Bundy had some thoughts on women:

Quote: "Women, you can't live with 'em, the end."

Quote: "Women, you can't live with 'em, you can't shoot 'em."

Referring to Lucas Mc Cain….
Quote: "I always knew it was his wife he was blowing away at the start of every show….."

God bless the few good ones out there! Keep the faith Eric, hopefully you'll find yours.

 

[Eric McCarthy]

Well thanks gang for letting me vent and blow off a little steam.

 

[skeets]

Any time,, and don't forget we lovs ya,,, NO not like that ya perv!

 

[ipz2222]

An elderly pastor was praying one night when God spoke to him. " You've been a faithful servant for many years and I want to grant you one request before youre time on earth is over, what would you like.?" The old man replied, "Lord, I've allways wanted to go to Hawaii bit I'm terrified of flying. Could you build me a road to Hawaii?? There was a moment of silence before the Lord spoke. " Do you have any idea how far it is from Ca and how deep the ocean is???" "That is asking a lot"
The old man replied, "Yes ,Lord , that is asking a lot. How about this? I've been married 50 years and I still have trouble understanding my wife. One minute she's one way and another minute she's another. Could you just give me a lot better understanding of her??" God quickley replied, " do you want that road a 2 lane or a 4 lane???"

 

[Eric McCarthy]

^^^^ hahaha hilarious